Embarrassing Moment

[jman_07]

So my girlfriend told me about this story from one of her Magazines. And i had to post it on here Apparently its whats your most embarrassing moment and this women wrote in. Here is her story P.S i almost died laughing.

A regular came into the restaurant where i worked, and i went to take his order. "Will you be ordering the usual" I asked, "Or will you be going off the beaten path?" He replied that he would be going off the beaten path. before i stopped to think about my words i blurted out, So" what will we be beating off to today?" The poor man turned red, and all i could do was leave!

I Had to share this story that my girlfriend told me it was just to funny. What do you all think???

[jonmark1985]

gosh thats funny

[bkf77]

That's a good one. Good choice of words

[traceracer]

Well thats not really that funny, another masturbation joke

[jman_07]

Originally Posted by traceracer

Well thats not really that funny, another masturbation joke

Considering the situation and circumstances i would of busted a gut laughing.

[DerbyGirl19]

I guess I'm surprised the reply wasn't "YOU"

[jonmark1985]

Originally Posted by DerbyGirl19

I guess I'm surprised the reply wasn't "YOU"

That would have been better.

[Stick Shift]

LOL.
That was relatively good.

[kaboom10]

Ha ha. Mouth in gear. Brain in neutral.