Jotd:

[TBIRD430]

Catholic Coffee:

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breasts, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."

[BroncoJoe19]

LOL... that was cute!
As soon as I read... " "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breasts.."
I knew the punch line. THis was good, but not up to the standard I have come to expect/appreaciate of your jokes.

Keep em coming!

[TBIRD430]

HAHAHA!! Well, er, thanks Joe.

Haha!!

[militarydave]

Omg...........!!!