JOTD: The Halloween Costume

[TBIRD430]

A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. The Mrs. got a terrible headache
and told her husband to go to the party alone.

He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take
some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by
not going.

So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about
an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, decided to go the party.

Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have
some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance
floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and copping a little feel here and a
little kiss there.

His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his
current partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new babe that had just
arrived. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed.

So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume
away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his
behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he
had. He said: "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when
you're not there."

- "Did you dance much ?"

- "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill
Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening.
But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume
to...."

[ncfurnitureman]

I didn't see that coming!!!!!!:

[mark v]

I get a chuckle out of this joke every year, still one of my favorites.

[DRBurdyshaw]

[93probe_2.0]

I approve of this joke!

[militarydave]

simply...... wow....